She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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