I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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