is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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