Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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How about you get a job, lazy ass? You'd be able to get your own bank account.
Hookers!
id theft for great justice
drug addiction will bring sympathy.. and possibly more $$
Tell them you're too stupid to count.
Gambling addiction this time and then when it happens again in 6 months you can say you moved to a drug addiction
Skydiving? I know that's where all my money went... That, beer, and weed. :)
You're clearly not clever enough to have either if you have to ask
Both?????
Neither. Just 'being bad at managing money' is the only one that won't land you in rehab.
I'd say gambling. It is stupid. I mean, gambling has an expectation value for profit that is negative, whereas drugs give you a great deal of pleasure, so it is bizarre that society finds the former more acceptible than the latter.
What are you actually addicted to? Heroin? Alcohol? Strippers? Info-mercials? Home shopping network? \nAwesome!
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