So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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