he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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