Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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I married a 21 year old when I was 50. Keep going, see if you can swing that.
If you're that stressed about being in your late twenties, your midlife crisis will surely be hysterical for the rest of us.
Imagine what your actual 30s will be like...
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