I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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