Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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