so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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