This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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