There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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