she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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