it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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