Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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