a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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