Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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