super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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