I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Send help, water and tortillas.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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