Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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