Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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