somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I deserve this hangover.
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