porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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