Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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