Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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