I want to stick my p in your. b.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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