My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She said her name was "party"
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
