So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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