do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Two words: blizzard sex
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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