Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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