Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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