Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

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So we're fucking tonight?

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(661): View more from California

We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex

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(210): View more from Texas

I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.

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(714): View more from California

I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?

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(443): View more from Maryland

Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.

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(716): View more from New York

Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?

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(917): View more from New York City

mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?

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(226): View more from Ontario

Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day

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Who do you have class with??

(226): View more from Ontario

The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.

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