Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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