I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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