So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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