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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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