Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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