White coat. Heels.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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