I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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