: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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