don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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