I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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