This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i think i just lost a toe
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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