Small penises have feelings too.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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