we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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