i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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