fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i think i just lost a toe
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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