that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm drive I can fine osifer
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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