This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
How does one acquire holy water?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
We’re leaving where are you
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