Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Just pee around me
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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