I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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