Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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