normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Small penises have feelings too.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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