turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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