Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Randomize
