shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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