I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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